The F train, now with 15% more leg room!
Packer fans don’t know enough to fold up a stroller on a crowded train. Yet another reason for me to hate the Packers
Love means never having to say, “Excuse me, may I sit down.”
Eurotrash needs extra room on the train!
just ‘cuz you look crazy, don’t mean you get to give a seat to your tote bag
She got confused. Her living room has a blue plastic couch also
Long trip, I guess.
It’s super-important to give your bag a seat.
I can only really relax on the subway.
Doesn’t work at 6pm, buddy.